top 14 Christmas gifts wanted by pets

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Dec-2006 19:44:40

The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets


14> Hamster -- Sony Micro-Walkman and headband to wear while using
the exercise wheel

13> Dog -- "A sock! NO, a ball! NO, a ball in a sock! That would
be so cool! hrow it! Throw it! Throw it!"

12> Guinea Pig -- a Furby with exceedingly low standards, if you
get my drift

11> Sea Monkeys -- teeny tiny jet skis

10> Cat -- Big Bird and a hibachi

9> Hamster -- "Quick 'n' Easy Meals Using Your Own Offspring!"
cookbook

8> Dog -- The Amazing Incredibly Lifelike Inflatable Humpin' Leg

7> Iguana -- No-Doz

6> Rabbit -- a vasectomy for "Mr. Energizer" over there

5> Dog -- "Anus" by Calvin Klein

4> Goldfish -- a "Boycott Pepperidge Farms" T-shirt

3> Gerbil -- a third birthday

2> Dog -- All I want for Christmas is my two rear TESTICLES!


and the Number 1 Item on the Gift List of a Pet...


1> Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul"

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 07-Dec-2006 0:31:45

<lol> These are funny. I especially like 1> Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul

Bob"